Hat Up Jokes

To help you get lots of laughs weve rounded up some of the best what do you call jokes for you to share with your friends.

Hat up jokes. And if you want some more dark humor check out our best dark jokes. Jokes on every topic. Their little boy Johnny pipes up with what do those words mean mommy and daddy Thinking quickly the dad says I.

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A hat head hot head. Like hospitalized kids or those who receive Meals on Wheels. Every time he was asked what time it was he would look up at the sun scan the horizon pretend to do a math equation in his head and tell them the exact time down to the minute.

In the first tank the dolphins were all having fun playing around with a beach ball. The man turns to the owner of the dog and says. All the girls at the beach were flocking around him flirting and smiling.

You go on ahead while I give these two a lift. These are some truly fucked up jokes. The man answered in return Well mlady the hat would raise itself if you werent that ugly.

13 of them in fact. This weeks collection of one-liners and puns is made up of hat jokes for no particular reason. And then came the funny part.